bill-swift - February 6, 2014
Amid reports that my belusted diva Selena Gomez is actually receiving professional help to rid her life of The Devil's Midget, she still has managed to give us a little shy girl show of sweet legs in Los Angeles, flashing beneath a pair of short shorts even as she attempts to lay low from the paparazzi.
I wish I could be there on the inner circle with Selena, to give her a much needed hug and help her cut those shorts even shorter and other things some lucky bastard close to her gets to do. As a second best option, I'll just sent out continued good wishes for clearing her life of demonic clutter and virtually rub her calves. Hey, I'm a giver. I just can't stop giving. Enjoy.