Selena Gomez Performs With Taylor Swift

The 'hey, look who's here tonight' guest singers list at Taylor Swift events has picked up to about thirty per evening. It's been stale since Bruce Springsteen pulled Courteney Cox up on stage in the 80's pretending she was plucked out of the crowd. Taylor Swift's latest show featured duets with Selena Gomez, the both of them dressed in your grandpa's vintage underwear lest you get a PG-rated boner, Lisa Kudrow singing Smelly Cat, Barbara Streissand crooning The Way We Were through a mic in her vagina, and the corpse of Liberace telling Taylor Swift she doesn't need a man to be happy. And lots of strutting. The audience is filled with screaming young girls and their dads wondering if for $300 they're going to get anything measurably decent for their spank bank. It's a circus of tears and lip-synched shame that brings in half a million a night. Okay, the boots are nice. Deposit.

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