Selena Gomez Leggy in LA

Selena Gomez is one seductive woman. She’s draped in the same gold dress I would have expected to belong to Cleopatra at one point. Selena can be my ruler any day. I would be faithful and forever loyal by her side. Every time I look at her I become as solid as stone but she’s far from any Medusa. And I love how she isn’t shy to show more than a little leg. She leaves just enough to the imagination to remain a very classy woman. Her coat is elegant and looks like it didn’t hurt a single hair on the head of any coyote. I love celebrities whose taste in fashion involves a conscious awareness of cruelty free outerwear. Because if she cares about the animals that means she’ll care even more about not breaking your heart. 

My only problem with Gomez is that it’s hard to compete for her love when her boyfriend is Justin Bieber. I’ve written a few songs in my day but none of them have topped the Billboard Hot 100. Even though her and I may never become an item I can always dream. Because sometimes dreams do come true. 

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