Sam Robeson - May 1, 2018
Selena Gomez is taking a risky approach to keeping eyes on her as younger and hotter starlets pop up. She faked lupus to cover her meth addiction ALLEGEDLY and then got fat from the kidney transplant and then got big fat fake tits ALLEGEDLY and as of now has this receptionist at a South Carolina Check Into Cash bob haircut. And honestly it just all works. I was getting bored of her looking hot anyway.
Gomez recently got a trashy undercut that seemed to pay respects to her rich Mexican heritage, but the move must have not garnered the media attention she was hoping for, because now we have this bob. And people are definitely paying attention. We can all feel that she's on the verge of a mental breakdown and things are about to get really good at any moment.
I honestly only started caring about Selena Gomez after she allegedly started scoring drugs allegedly from Justin Bieber's alleged cult leader Carl Lentz. And if she doesn't have drugs to blame for her haircut decisions, then I guess, the meltdown has officially commenced.
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