bill-swift - February 22, 2011
Oh, Selena Gomez, how you make me want to nab your singing midget boyfriend with a pillow case and stow him in an unusually small foot locker so we can spend some time alone. Even your G-rated fare, like these Selena Gomez pictures from Gala magazine, they make me want to be a far more dangerous man. I wish I could cover your newly legal body with Skippy then test myself for peanut allergies. When did you get so ridiculously hot? Dammit, I'm going to need more saltpeter if the week is starting out like this. Enjoy.
If you're like me, and you eat, sleep, and drool Selena Gomez, then you must check out this little concert clip with the sultry barely legal Latina flashing the gams on stage.
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