Selena Gomez Flashes the Deep Cleavage for Her Own Parisian Peaches Display

Not to be left out of the girls always flashing serious boobtastic in Paris this week for the all important fashion shows, Selena Gomez dazzled my very heart in a low cut thingamajig that showed off her thingamajigs in stellar fine fashion. I'm sure there's all sort of fashion elements I'm missing in my review of her wardrobe, but I'll just call it sextastic kitty show off wear, complete with a few unspoken meows. Selena looked mighty fine. And with the competition in Paris, you have no other choice.

Te amo, Selena. Despite your one distinctive flaw in choosing boyfriends, I continue to pine for you in the way a man pines for a woman he wants to slather in honey and pretend he's a hungry Pooh Bear. That dress certainly ins't going to de-pine me any. Thought of the Devil's Midget aside, Selena Gomez has so much petite hottie potential. I'd hate to see a single ounce of it wasted. Enjoy.