Selena Gomez Fantastic Ass In Tight Workout Pants

It is funny that Selena Gomez has puma written on those leggings, because when I look at her in them I get the feeling to pounce on her like one. If I were to indulge that urge I doubt it would end well for me, because I do not think that the big dude walking beside her is there trying to get an autograph. He has the look on his face that says his car was just towed and he needs an excuse to take out his rage on someone. He could probably choke slam me through that sidewalk like a karate master breaking cinder blocks. I know people say they hate being treated like pieces of meat, but it is way worse when the meat that is being referred to are the slabs from Rocky.

I have always wondered what is required to become a bodyguard. I assume a lot of nepotism is involved. So-and-so’s nephew is 250 pounds and was just fired from the convenience store, do you think you can help him out? What puzzles me even more are the people who were former military. How does one go from life or death situations to making sure a debutante is not accosted?

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