Selena Gomez Awakens from Evil Spell; Dumps The Devil’s Midget!

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bill-swift - November 11, 2012

Somebody up there, or, somebody in the head of our belusted Selena Gomez, finally got it right, as Selena called it quits with her teen lesbian boyfriend, due to 'scheduling conflicts', which we can only assume translates to Selena finally becoming tired of hanging out with an annoying, pompous, self-indulgent spoiled little twit with little artistic talent beyond having stylish hair.

Read about the Selena Gomez-Justin Bieber breakup on TMZ.