Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland Form a Daisy Duke Heavenly Duo

Talk about a Hobson's Choice, if I knew what that mean, two of my belusted brunette shorties flashing their sweet stems beneath jean shorts over the weekend. Selena Gomez strutting about the Valley in L.A trying to dismiss gossip about private troubles:

And Sarah Hyland filming Modern Family over in Australia, flashing her lovely gams for the benefit of Down Under oglers, and us, by way of digital photography transmission...

I'm just glad I really don't have to make such a difficult choice. Like deciding which of your two children you love more, or, heaven forbid, beer vs. pretzels. Let's have both today and forget the narrow minded people always insisting we pick one. I choose four legs today, thank you very much. Enjoy.