See All The Best Asses From The Miss Bumbum Brazil Contestants

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aldo-vallon - August 7, 2018

How rigorous is the vetting process involved in bestowing the very prestigious title of Miss Bumbum onto the finest bum in all the land? Brazil has quite the reputation in regards to the derriere, so they had better take it seriously. I do not want to see even one single subpar behind among the contestants. If I wanted to see a disappointing ass then I would not have covered the mirror on my closet door with newspaper. Getting up in the morning is hard enough; there is no need to make it worse by reminding myself that my ass is so flat old men try to use it as a table to play chess. But as I always say, it isn’t my problem, it is the problem of my future wife.

I would also like to know how one becomes a judge for the Miss Bumbum competition. If all it takes is a light background check to ensure one is not a registered sex offender then I would like to throw my hat in the ring. I may not have a great ass, but I have spent so much time looking at them I might as well be awarded an honorary doctorate.


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