Sean Penn New Pussy

After losing his last inexplicably hot younger famous girlfriend, Sean Penn has moved on to thirty-five year old dubiously employed model and actress Minka Kelly, yet he still doesn't have a holiday. Kelly is a fixture on the Beverly Hills charity circuit, which just so happens to be a good place to meet rich dudes. Beyond that she lives in a fridge box. What was that about Haiti? Take it easy on my gag reflex. Penn is clearly a man of passion. Another way to phrase that is criminal. I don't trust old men with big muscles. Mystic River was a solid flick. Tell me you love me. I can't wait to meet your dad. He's a huge fan. Did I mention I don't age like normal men?

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