editor - August 7, 2010
According to Sean Penn, Sean Penn has lived in Haiti since their devastating earthquake, and he's been kicking ass every single day. Those fatcats in DC better run when they see Sean Penn coming, because he's tired of the red tape and bullshit.
In reality, he's never actually there, but he tells everyone he is because it's fun when people pay attention to you.
For example, this week, Penn was at the US Open of Surfing in
Haiti Huntington Beach, but he took time out for a CNN interview to talk about Wyclef Jean running for President of Haiti. Needless to say, Penn doesn't like the idea of someone stealing his spotlight.
"I have to say I'm very suspicious of it, simply because he, as an ambassador at large, has been virtually silent. For those of us in Haiti, he has been a non-presence."
"I haven't seen or heard anything of him in these last six months that I've been in Haiti."
Seriously? No one in the media is gonna call this fuckin guy out? Because here are pictures of Penn everywhere but Haiti from January to May.
And below, the first 5 pictures show him in Miami on June 12, June 20th (twice) and June 23, then in Los Angeles on June 27. Here he is in Malibu on July 5th. The sixth picture shows him at a pool party on July 20th with his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Jessica White. A week later, on July 26th, he was in New York with her. The final picture was taken July 31 as he left Chateau Marmount in West Hollywood.
Obviously Penn has been to Haiti, but not lately, and the 6 month thing is a blatant lie. How can CNN just sit there and let him say that shit? He criticizes Wyclefs "vulgar entourage of vehicles", while he himself drove around in a red golf cart with a stereo and SEAN PENN written across the front. I'm scared this fucking asshole isn't getting enough attention and he's gonna wire Haiti with explosives and fake another earthquake, one where cute kids are set up in designated safe zones for him to go "rescue".