bill-swift - April 28, 2011
So many rumors swirling around Scarlett Johansson these days, it's hard to keep focus on what really matters -- just how freakin' hot she is. Sure, there's some kind of taint to having Sean Penn monologuing your taint, but, after ogling her hotness in these additional Mango ad photos, I can't help but want to conspire a boating emergency at sea, whisk Scarlett away to a remote desert island, impress her with my bamboo hut crafting abilities, then casually ease the conversation into the silly formalities of clothing. That evening, beneath the stars and our own nekkid forms, shall we dine on mangoes. Enjoy.
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