Scarlett Johansson Boobtastic Performance Earns Her Yet Another Red Carpet Stealer Award

Oh, sure, you could say it's an easy task for Scarlett Johansson to be the belle of every ball simply by wearing something simple and low cut and showing off her outrageous bosom. And, you'd be right. But, so right. It's simple for a seven-foot center to dunk. I still applaud like a mechanical monkey every time one of those giants on my team dunks. As I applaud fervently every time Scarlett graces us with her bodacious funbags, a more precious and fuller bodied A-list pair I do not know.

At Toronto Film Festival screening of Don Jon, Scarlett created another memorable round of visual magic. For that, I give her the red carpet stealer of the day award. It's not so much a trophy really as a soft caress along the front of Scarlett's fine form while guttural moans emanate from my mouth. So, way better than just a stupid trophy. Enjoy.