Scarlett Johansson Boobs Steal the Show in Venice

Talk about good things coming in pairs. Scarlett Johansson delivered a knockout blow with her pushed up boobtastic on the red carpet premiere of Under the Skin at the 70th annual Venice film festival. Scarlett's always had the strong fundamentals to be a red carpet camera stealer, and when she decided to go full attention mode, she's pretty much unstoppable.

Someday, Scarlett and I shall spend a weekend scientifically exploring the bounce-factor of her spectacular mammaries, dropping objects of various mass onto her full bosom and measuring the heights upon the spring back. We will test a wide array of objects, including one very near and dear to my heart. Well, below my heart. Enjoy.