bill-swift - January 18, 2011
She keeps MoÃ«t et Chandon
In a pretty cabinet
I got a lot of virtual flack from our readers for not covering the newly single Scarlett Johansson in our review of the hottest hottie hotted up for the Golden Globes, but that's because I thought this sextastic wonder could do better. You see, just like a great sports manager demands more out of his star players, I insist that my top-hot celebrities give me a million dollar value ogle each and every snapshot. I never want to say she just looks 'okay'. No bunt singles. Home runs. Case in point, Scarlett Johansson looking bubbly and amazing for these MoÃ«t et Chandon promotional pictures. Wow, like some kind of living weird fantasy that I have ten times each evening. Would I drink a certain brand of champagne merely because this boobtastic sexy bomb asks that I do. Hell yes I would. I'd pour it into my open wounds if ScarJo but winked at me. (Disclaimer: technically, I've never spent more than $6 on a bottle of champagne.) Enjoy.
If you'd like to see much more of the amazing Scarlett Johansson in her Golden Globe worthy film performances, or just her sexiest, most revealing roles, be sure to check out Scarlett on Mr. Skin.
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