Sam Robeson - August 18, 2017
He-Man is trembling. Instagram model, fitness guru, author, and future nobody Sarah Stage has made a sideshow name for herself over the past few years as the Incredible Ripped Pregnant Man, and in a new statement, she proves that she doesn't have room for the h8ers in her life questioning her freakish body. Stage muscled out a baby in 2015, and now that a second one is pumping iron in her womb, she has this to say on Instagram:
As I'm nearing #8months I've wanted to share what's been on my mind. Since I've announced my second pregnancy, I've had certain "Instagram medical experts" tell me what I should and shouldn't do.. And while I find some of the comments hilarious, I choose to only listen to my OBGYN and of course I also listen to MY body. If something feels off, I don't do it! I always do what's best for my growing baby and put him first! It's a proven medical fact that continuing exercising while pregnant has many health benefits for you and baby. Clearly, I have greatly reduced the intensity of my workouts and stick to at home home exercises from my Fitness Ebook 2-3x a week. There are also some people who assume that since I am exercising while pregnant, that I'm obsessed with how I "look" but in fact I'm obsessed with maintaining a healthy lifestyle that will give my baby and myself the best possible quality of life. Alternatively, I don't judge anyone who chooses to not be active while pregnant etc. as it's their own life... I'm just sharing my pregnancy journey and appreciate the positive support from most of you. #thirdtrimester #7monthspregnant #8monthspregnant
Her OGBYN being a GNC sales rep. I'm not a doctor (in case you haven't sniffed that out yet,) so fortunately for Stage, my expertise comes free of charge. Social media celebritydom lacking a clap pack soundboard is a death threat. While the thirty-three-year-old's stomach does look like that of bug man from District 9, anyone criticizing her probably gets transported from their kitchen to their medical-grade La-Z-Boy with a forklift. This is what we call a symbiotic relationship. Stage gets media coverage for being a barely-showing teen boy mother-to-be while her blob h8ers are validated enough to make that next cupcake worth it. If only the world could work together like these assholes.
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