Sarah Gerth Jones Stripety Bikini in Hawaii

Sarah Gerth Jones is the WAG wife of soccer star Jermaine Jones and a former Miss Germany, because that's kind of the reward you get for being a soccer star and the accompanying fame and multi-year contracts. I'm so cynical. But mostly just jealous.

Sarah we rarely get to see out and about, let alone in her bikinis. The mom of about twenty-five of Jones' offspring looked rather fetching if not downright faptastic in a stripety little number in Hawaii splashing on the shoreline. Don't let the telescopic blur of these photos fool you, they don't pass out the title Miss Germany to any old hausfrau. Just the ones with the fine looks and noteworthy boobtastic. Life as it should be. I should've been a pro athlete. I knew it. Enjoy.

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