Sara Sampaio Lands End: After Dark Turtlenecktastic

Portuguese beauty Sara Sampaio is the kind of woman who can make anything sexy. Just take this number she's sporting out and about on the town. It's a turtleneck and the fashion gods long ago determined that there's nothing sexy about a turtleneck. It's too bad the gods never accounted for the mighty, like Sara Sampaio.

This Victoria's Secret Angel is a force to be reckoned with? How do I know? Well, she made the turtleneck sexy. It would be like saying she balanced the budget or found a cure for cancer or some other seemingly unattainable goal that felt hopelessly out of reach mere months ago. I never thought I'd find myself doing a double take to stare at a woman in a turtleneck, but as we have proven, Sara Sampaio is no ordinary woman.

While I love looking at Sara's side boob, I can't help but wonder how much sexier she'd look without a turtleneck on. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm liking what I'm seeing and I'm digging it and vibing on it and all of that. I guess I'm just the kind of guy that always wants more.

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