Sam Robeson - January 25, 2019
Seeing fifty-year-old testicle sac head Celine Dion really got me thinking about this crazy thing we call life, and about at exactly what point our bodies implode on themselves. My coworkers and I truly think that Dion lied about her age. If she's really fifty, the only reasonable explanation for her Tara Reid stomach face is that she got gang banged by Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man on the daily over the past several decades. Woof.
In keeping with our female-empowering editorial series Fifty, Fabulous, and Fuckable, today we're going to check out these hot new peeks at the fifty-two-year-old Salma Hayek. She looks like a different species next to Dion. Hayek's huge boobs are just as motor boat-worthy as ever, and her face doesn't elicit gasps of sheer horror. Winning. Check out the new images of Salma Hayek's boobs and let us know what other women in their fifties - as one commenter wrote - haven't glimpsed into the Ark.
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