Salma Hayek Soaks Up The Sun In A Black Bikini In France

Salma Hayek tops my list of the sexiest women in the world. That's not hyperbole either. I have a list of babes that I think are the most boobtacular and Salma is at the top of that list. Why? Two words: massive chi-chis. Or is that three words? It doesn't matter, either way Salma Hayek simply has the greatest pair of funbags ever to fill up a bikini. But as if that wasn't enough she's also got a pretty righteous booty. Maybe it's the Latin man in me but her curves are muy caliente and they fill me dreams. I remember when I first glimpsed Salma naked in the Robert Rodriguez classic Desperado. She is doing the deed in that movie with Antonio Banderas in a long steamy sex scene. I'm going to go pop in my Desperado DVD real quick.

OK, I'm back. It's rare that Salma comes across my desk much these days because she's a big shot in Hollywood now and lives in Italy. But let's just say that she just made my holiday with these bikini pics.

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