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Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

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editor - May 17, 2012

What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that his penis is actually quite enormous.

Tensions escalated when she attempted to take a picture of his penis, causing a fight to break out, which led to him dragging her down below, sealing her corpse in a body bag and throwing it overboard. Hopefully he remembered to weigh the bag down first. Not to get cathartic here but disposing of a dead model takes more steps than you might think.

(image source = fame/flynet, getty)



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