Russian Pop Star Nadee Volianova Rocking The Cleavage

 I do not know what is in that juice carton, but if it is liquidized marijuana then I have only two things to say: shame on you, Nadee Volianova (because my legal representation is advising me to), and that also makes a lot of sense. How else would she be able to have so much fun sitting next to bushes. I once got so hi--I mean my roommate became so intoxicated that he spent half an hour staring into the fridge trying to decide what to eat. I was hungry just looking at me--I mean him. 

I see that Nadee is one who knows her own limits. Notice how she never bends lower than a forty-five degree angle. If she were to go lower then her girls would be liable to fall out of her tank top and leave even less to the imagination than it already does. I am surprised that that nip of hers has not bored a hole through that flimsy cotton and struck metaphorical oil. Or maybe milk would be a better analogy, I am never certain in situations such as this.  

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