Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Shows Off Her Toned Stomach At The Gym

Why do all of these celebrities look so good when they are at the gym? Is this a Los Angeles thing? Because all of the women that go to my gym, aside from a select few, look like they just experienced a Cherokee sweat shack. Which, I must say, is not the most attractive thing that I have seen.

Really, aside from the one girl who looks like she is the product of the test tube experiment to create the ideal Aryan, there are not many women who get my cajones bouncing. Even the women who would normally be attractive outside of the gym end up aborting any boner that might have been by their grunting, sweating, and cursing.

That might be some guys cup of tea, but I am way too insecure in my manhood to be able to compete with that sort of strength. My type of strength is in the same league as paying credit card bills on time, or not sweating when I see a cockroach in the apartment. Some women have even gone so far as to call that marriage material. They were not the kind of women that I would consider marrying, but I accepted the compliment nonetheless.

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