elliot-wolf - February 13, 2018
If there’s one thing I want to do before I’m too old it's definitely attending one of those Tom Ford parties. Those events have way too many beautiful women in attendance every time one is thrown. The ravishing Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was the latest woman on my list of future lovers to attend one of Ford’s most recent fiestas. She was fitted from head to toe in an outfit tailored for only the finest of seductresses. I thought it was impossible to look appealing in a dress that cascaded down to the foot region but I hadn’t had the pleasure of seeing Rosie in her evening’s best. Her shape and the color of her clothes make her look like a life-sized award statue. I need to know where to sign up to be nominated into her life. I'll do just about anything to win her.
Normally I would stay far away from any party where women wear men's suit jackets but the blazer on this beauty has me reconsidering my entire thought process. There is no way that I would ever wear a dress or women’s clothes but if Rosie ever wanted to ransack my closet for something to put on I would gladly let her.
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