bill-swift - June 30, 2016
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley may still be young, but she's definitely an old school model. In such tradition, you make very few bold public statements of hotness, but when the lights go up and the camera turns on, it's time to make magic with that super sextastic body of yours. The former might also be related to Jason Statham's clubby arm around her neck twenty-four hours a day. Hard to be alluring with a jealous bear paw choke chain.
While this shoot for Vogue magazine is clearly in the fashion realm, there's no reason why you can't mix in a little bit of the 'don't you wish I was your girlfriend' type passion inducement Rosie can turn on any time she wishes. Some cleavetastic peeks and clingy outfits to highlight her slender hotness. If I can just break that Statham hold, maybe employing the Jaws of Life, I feel like I could warm my way into Rosie's heart. Or at least close proximity to her lady fun parts. I abhor high fashion as much as I revel in low thoughts. Let's make opposites attract just one more time to teach conventionalists a lesson, eh, Rosie? Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Vogue Thailand