Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Daisy Lowe Plunging Cleavage Hotness For British Fashion Awards

There's nothing like the British Fashion Awards to get a man onto Stubhub looking for tickets. I can't help but feel these Fashion Awards are just made up ad-hoc to bring out stellar models and thespianics in chest baring gowns to show off and accept fake awards. Genius!

Both Daisy Lowe and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, two girls on my boobtastic bucket list, made a great display of plunging necklines with cleavage a-plenty for the fancy shmancy event in London. At this point bras are simply nuisances for these funbag faptastic sweethearts. Who wants to walk around with their finer, or softer, points covered up? Not Daisy and Rosie, who could otherwise be the name of your two pet dogs, but in this case, quite the opposite when it comes to looks. Oh, baby, I can't believe my invitation got lost in the mail. I even had my new crocs polished. Bummer. Girls, call me, I have some fashion advice that can only be delivered in person. Yes, I'm quite sure what I'm doing is professional and I'm certain those pokes in your back are quite accidental. Oh, my. Hotties. Enjoy.

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