Rogue Binks: A Star Wars Story Is A Nightmare (VIDEO)

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michael-garcia - August 27, 2016

When one looks back at human history a few moments stand out as the worst things people have done to each other. One of those, near the top, is the creation of Jar Jar Binks by the ruthless overlord George Lucas. After waiting twenty years for a new Star Wars movie, we were all subjected to the antics of that moronic space rabbit. Luckily, Disney came along and took Star Wars away from George Lucas so he couldn't do anymore harm. Because to this day I don't think that Lucas understands the scope of what he did wrong. I guess that's the signs of a true narcissist. We're all eagerly anticipating the release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story in December. From the trailers it looks pretty amazing. Then again, The Phantom Menace looked great from the trailers too. Lucas hid most of the Jar Jar crap from us. 

But what if the feckless Gungan found himself in the new movie? This trailer imagines what that horror would be like. I'm pretty sure that fans would burn Disneyworld to the ground.