Rocky Barnes Flaming Hot In Red Swimsuit

I was under the impression that it was illegal to wear red at a beach because someone could mistake you for a lifeguard. Was I mistaken about this? If so then I am going to be really pissed and send an angry letter to my childhood friends. They were the ones who freaked out when I wore my red swim trunks to the beach. They told me I had to change into the spare speedo quickly before I got arrested. Obviously, I obliged even though the speedo was a couple sizes too small and my scrotum kept popping out.

What amazes me even more than how good Rocky Barnes looks is that she was even able to get that swimsuit on. It has more straps and laces on it than I would ever be able to handle. By the time I got it on everyone would already be on their way back from the beach. I do not even like wearing suspenders out of fear that I will end up choking myself out. Oddly enough I have no fear of being strangled while wearing a tie. So long as there is no moving machinery around, or a paper shredder, I will be fine.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA