brian-mcgee - October 12, 2017
I've never watched a moment of Riverdale—there's something weird to me about a sexy series revolving around the chaste characters of Archie comics—but the beautiful Madelaine Petsch might just be sexy enough to get me to tune in. The lithe firecrotch plays Cheryl Blossom, an actual character from the comics, believe it or not, and she might actually be sexier than her hand-drawn counterpart!
Madelaine is continuing her journey to stardom by appearing in the October issue of Cosmopolitan, and your clearly on your way to making it once you've appeared in a magazine that gives great advice like '9 Tips for a Better Hand Job' and 'How to Cure a Yeast Infection with Stuff Around Your House.' Still, it's nice to see her showing off some cleavage in the pages of this once hallowed institution.
Again, I may never tune in to The CW's Riverdale, but guaranteed if I do tune in, it will be to catch more of the gorgeous Madelaine Petsch in action! Then again, I have always wondered if Jughead, Reggie, or Archie had the biggest dong. Hopefully we can solve that mystery in the next season!
Photo Credit: Cosmopolitan, Instagram