elliot-wolf - January 30, 2018
I’m 99.9% certain the only reason Rita Ora’s dress is staying attached to her skin is because spiderman stitched it himself. The fact that her dress flows so effortlessly without becoming undone and sliding off is beyond any human tailoring ability. I am in marvel and awe and wish that Rita would be my personal Wonder Woman. She wouldn’t even need a lasso to get me to tell her the truth. It’s impossible to lie to a woman who looks that amazing. I would have to change my name to George Washington every time I’m with her all based on the way I wouldn’t be able to tell a lie around her. I'd have enough confidence in her outfit selection to tell her she looks seductive every day even if I had went blind.
I wish Ora would write a song about how well her clothes fit. That song would easily be a single I could listen to all day. It should be considered a crime the way Ora just oozes talent. A murder charge at minimum needs to be applied to her for always being dressed to kill and driving an arrow of lust through my heart. I have yet to see her dressed in anything I don’t agree with and I hope she keeps up the great work.
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