Rita Ora’s Sexy Cleavage In Sultry Little White Number

I can tell by the way that Rita Ora is shrugging her shoulders that she is freezing her chest balls off. But that is the sacrifice one makes when they decide to wear a lace gown outside. Nobody ever said that it would be painless to be beautiful, and from what I can tell there is actually an effort from multiple people to make it painful. Think of all the waxing and tweezing that goes into maintaining a woman’s appearance. And that does not even touch on the shoes and hazardous curling irons. How every woman does not have at least one brief stint in a burn ward baffles me.

It is a good thing that the standards for men are so low. All I need to do is keep the hair off my back and maintain a relatively low body fat percentage. Even beards can be considered stylish, so that is one less area that needs to touch a razor. That is good not only because I do not want to waste the time to do it, but also because an old gypsy told me that I would have my throat cut by a razor. With my luck it will be by my own hand.

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