Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples And Juicy Cleavage Almost Spilling Out Of Her Extra Low-Cut Dress

I am a firm supporter of the proposed regulation that any manufacturer of boob related clothing needs to send their garments to fruit pickers for quality control testing. The last I heard, the proposal was still on the House floor, but it did not have much support.

Before you write it off, take a moment to think about it. If a bunch of fruit pickers are put into a dress like Rita’s then they will be able to run it through a gamut of criteria above what most women will ever face in the real world. So if a fruit picker is willing to put their stamp of approval on a dress then any buyer can rest assured that their tig ol’ bitties will be well cared for.

The fruit picker does not even need to be a woman to do the testing. Put a man in the dress and he can pack the boob carriers with whatever food he is collecting. If they do that then their efficiency might even go up, which sounds like a win-win to me. I guarantee, despite Rita’s dress having some deep boob pockets, that her dress would not have passed.

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