bill-swift - June 11, 2014
Newly single British singer Rita Ora was all kinds of cleavtacular on an evening out in LA last night. She was sporting a low cut black dress that showed off her lovely ta-tas to one and all. Rita has a pretty outstanding pair of chest puppies and I should know, it's my job. I don't know what Calvin Harris was thinking when he let her go. I'm pretty sure I can overlook just about any problem if I had those jugs to look at every night. But that's just me. I'm willing to put in some extra effort in a relationship, especially if there are a spectacular set of boobies involved. The dress also showed off her amazing legs. Again, how could you let that go? If you had the chance to have those legs wrapped around you every night, Calvin, what could possibly possess you to break up with her?
Unless, of course, Rita broke up with Calvin, in which case, my condolences, dude. It's kind of hard to come back from that. Then again, he's rich and good looking so he'll be OK. The rich and good looking always are.