aldo-vallon - July 19, 2017
That tight black dress was fighting hard to keep those perfectly symmetrical orbs contained. I would not be surprised if she has to hire an animal wrangler specifically to keep those beasts in place when she is touring. I can imagine the job posting. Three to five years of breast wrangling experience. Must be a team player, ready to lend a helping hand. Must be able to lift heavy objects above one's head. Familiarity with Dolly Parton a plus.
I have seen enough Sherlock Holmes television shows for some of his observation skills to have rubbed off on me. So you can trust me when I say she is clearly coming from the most risqué sock hop there ever was. Now I would like to take a moment to visualize what a Rita Ora would look like doing the twist, and maybe run a youtube search while I am at it.
Seeing her rocking that perm makes me rethink the style altogether. What was once reserved for 90’s era Ice Cube could now be resurrected by a new generation of pretty little things. What scares me is that I am not totally turned off by the idea.
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