Rita Ora Black Bikini Tug In Miami, When Bikini Bottoms Go Wrong (Or Right)

I've seen a lot of bikini wardrobe malfunctions in my time of ogling and leering at beautiful women across the globe in swimsuits. I can sense the struggle almost immediately. That's usually when I slap on my Bikini Doctor official coat and get down to the business of keeping these sextastic celebrity from losing their honor in front of boys becoming men before their eyes on the beach.

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Rita Ora who surpassed all wet and showy expectations in a one piece swimsuit yesterday in Miami, today pulled out a more traditional black bikini though clearly had some kind of exposure issues on the lady nest end. My handy retractable speculum slash backscratcher slash bikini bottom adjuster would have been perfect for this occasion. Rita, trust me, I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing. It's not like I'm going to show your oops pictures to millions of people around the world? Well, like ten million at most. Enjoy.

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