bill-swift - April 14, 2017
Taking on the two major women's righteously kfit magazines this month, Rita Ora in Shape magazine, and Vanessa Hudgens in Women's Health magazine, serve as a reminder of the hours of sweater and moist stretch pants and sports bras our sextastic celebrities put in each day and week and month to remain in entirely ogle worthy shape.
There is no rest for the weary. Or the passion inducing who may or may not be exhibitionists in public, Rita, more so than Vanessa, but both of whom appear in photoshoots and shows on such a constant basis there's no room for bodily error, only bodily allure. These are the kinds of visuals that could inspire a man to workout hard at the gym himself. Though I prefer my Neapolitan milkshakes and a decent set of binoculars across the street. Not everybody is cut out for hard work. We all must do my part. Ladies, when you're ready for your post workout massages, allow me to oblige. You wouldn't believe my selection of essential oils. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Rita Ora Shape Magazine May 2017 / Vanessa Hudgens Women's Health May 2017