Rihanna wants to do it with Colin Farrell

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editor - February 22, 2011

If you're a girl, currently alive, there's at least an 8 percent chance that Colin Farrell has had sex with you. Like Rihanna for example. He hasn't banged her yet, but she is a girl, on earth, so he probably will at some point.

And soon, if Rihanna gets her way.

The Sun says...

If there's one woman you wouldn't mind pestering you, the Bajan stunner has to top the list.
They met on GRAHAM NORTON's chat show before Christmas, swapped numbers afterwards and the Irish Rover has been receiving lots of flirty messages.
A source said:
"Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They're both single, so why not?"
Colin and Rihanna have made plans to meet up in LA when their hectic schedules allow.

It sounds like some alternate reality where someone gets to play it cool even when Rihanna wants to fuck him, more than likely because he's passed out on a bed made of Laker girls right now and simply can't find time to have sex with her. If I look outside will there be clouds of ash? Is Hitler on the 1 dollar bill? Where am I? What year is it? What's going on?

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