Rihanna Spilling Cleavage In Concert

I don't ask much from my Rihanna concerts. Some decent mindless dance music, some racy lyrics to make it seem like I'm about to get some, and Rihanna showing off her stellar sultry pop diva body in various stages of undress on stage. Rihanna is known for her stage antics in the vein of Miley Cyrus and Madonna, born to reveal skin to cover up the otherwise pre-recorded musical tracks with something worth paying ninety bucks for. In the case of her ANTI album promotional tour, Rihanna decided to bare excessive, though never enough, cleavage.

In one particular outfit it was unclear how Rihanna's funbags didn't fall right out of her top. I didn't pay much if any attention in Physics class, but I'm still suggesting duct tape and pulleys may have been employed. Those puppies were all set to run around the place, but somehow maintained their egg's crate. Unfortunate, but still hot. I will never blame Rihanna for being famous for craptastic music. We have to pick somebody, why not the hot woman with the killer body? That's rhetorical. It's how the world already works, thankfully. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Performance In Jacksonville