bill-swift - December 12, 2015
Tis the season for high society and their elegant balls. The very reason I keep my rented tuxedo still due back in November 2011 hanging on the wall in case an invite occurs. P.S., The Men's Wearhouse stops billing you for them after a while. I want to look my finest should I get the chance to mingle among mighty sextastic celebrities like Rihanna and Kylie Jenner at last night's Diamond Ball. It just sounds luxurious.
Both lusciously lovely body baring ladies were on red carpet display in their cleavage revealing dresses, decked out, showing off, and competing for the cameras, because why else spend six hours getting ready for an event where you could show up in jeans and a t-shirt and still have every man in the room hitting on you. I do so admire the fairer sex for their time commitment to these projects. Rihanna looked outstanding. Kylie certainly is no slouch in the alluring barely legal category. If it weren't for the ticket prices, I might have been there sipping on my Shirley Temple trying not to be super obvious about my leering. I've perfected the 'I'm so near-sighted' squints. I barely get punched anymore. Enjoy.
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