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Rhea Wahlberg Flaunts Her Perfect Body In Barbados

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aldo-vallon - January 1, 2019

I hope someone has a thermometer nearby to check on Rhea, because if she keeps up with her current fitness regime that Wahlberger is going to end up well done. For years now she has maintained that rare quality, and I would hate to see her lose it. Leave the muscular patties on the buns of the other ladies, she has a recipe that has been working.

Hell, she has kept Marky Mark on lockdown for close to two decades. That is like 140 in dog years. I use dog years because it is the same unit of measurement used for Hollywood marriages.

Someday I hope to have my own marriage to a fashion model wife that can outlast the average dog’s lifespan, but I am starting to worry that it will never happen. At this point I would even be willing to settle for an art school model. I never liked the idea of having a wife that had been seen nude by so many people, but with the popularity of nudes nowadays those are going to seem like rookie numbers. One rogue nude put online by a jaded ex could lead to millions of views.

 

 

 

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