Revenge of the Laguna Beach Bitch

Kristin Cavallari is a nerd. (Popoholic)

Alyssa Milano's hairy arms will keep her dog warm. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears: before and after. Man did she get fat. (CollegeHumor)

Looks like Madonna picked out her favourite baby. I hear she's off to Prada next. (Pink is the New Blog)

The Borat movie looks like it just might be the Funniest. Movie. Ever. (Thighs Wide Shut)

The guys on Grey's Anatomy are acting like the girls on Desperate Housewives. (IDLYITW)

If I was that dog, I would scared as hell of being bought by Paris Hilton too. (DListed)

Stop asking Sandra Bullock if she's pregnant. She's just fat, okay!? You don't have to keep pointing it out. (Popsugar)

Angelina Jolie is into reading books and stuff. (Just Jared)

That's really not the best hair cut for Rosario Dawson. (A Socialite's Life)

Donald Trump doesn't much like Angelina Jolie. (CityRag)

George Clooney basically thinks he's too sexy to be President. (Hollywood Rag)