Reports of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Split; I Stand At Full-Mast Readiness

Our friends at RadarOnline are reporting (a story first broken on TheDirty.com) that Two and a Half Men new star, Ashton Kutcher, who has been previously reported to have cheated on Cougar Town cougar wife Demi Moore a year ago, is possibly back at his extra-marital antics, with a girl down San Diego way claiming she hooked up with a drunken Kutcher this past weekend.

RadarOnline also reports that their sister publication, Star Magazine, is set to report that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are splitting up due to Kutcher's man-stincts for the other ladies. Ruh-roh.

And, thus, Egotastic! makes his move. Demi Moore is hot. I don't let the bodies get cold.