Reese Witherspoon MILF Butt Can Not Hide From Cousin Jonathan’s Lens

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bill-swift - March 12, 2011

Seriously, I think a restraining order is in order on Cousin Jonathan, and I say that knowing just how difficult it is to see family members fall victim to the whims of various laws and statutes. (Shoutout to Uncle MoMo in high security at Corcoran!) But how can one man lust Reese Witherspoon so very much that he trails her butt 24x7 with the pretend camera we give him, it's really just his fingers framed into a square that we convinced him actually takes photos. You should see the poor bastard running around Brentwood holding out his hands like a kid at the state fair juggling a freshly fried corndog and yelling, 'Reese, Reese, give us a picture, love.' And he's not even British. So sad. Still, she does have a nice MILFass. Enjoy.

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