Reality Star Farrah Abraham Leaves Nothing To The Imagination In Sextastic Thong

If Farrah Abraham really wants to minimize having any tan lines then she might as well take the swimsuit off entirely. It isn’t like she is preserving her modesty in that thing. It doesn’t exactly leave much to the imagination, so why leave anything to the imagination?

Why leave the risk of there being a chance that we can assume that her boobs have been scarred by plastic surgery and now they look like a mutant from Total Recall? When you think of it in that light then she really does not have much reason to leave it on, and actually has more to gain by taking it off. She should prove all of the conspiracy theorists wrong. That would shut their mouths real quick.

If there was ever a rumor that my nether regions were disfigured by a freak deep fryer accident then you can bet your ass that I would be streaking down to Times Square, baring it all for the world to see. I cannot afford to have my brand become damaged because some jaded lover wants to hurt me. I do not have much going for me, but functioning junk is part of what is.

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