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Reality Star Emma Woodhams Stunning Post-Baby Curves

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aldo-vallon - February 26, 2018

The female body is truly something to be marveled at. Its beauty is matched only by its resiliency. I do not understand how it is possible for a woman such as Emma Woodhams to bounce back so quickly after carrying a parasite around for nine months.

I completely understand why many moms will wear that mom style swimsuit after giving birth, because I imagine it looks like Dresden during the war down there. So either Emma is one of those genetic freaks whose skin is made out of rubber, or she has a team of surgeons whose sole purpose is to nip and tuck anything unsightly. At this time I do not have enough evidence to make a decision.

Even the natural baby weight that accumulates during a pregnancy would be expected to hang around for a little while. Hell, I have never even given birth and yet I have my own fair share of baby weight. Maybe Emma is using some voodoo to pawn her fat off onto me. That would be a convenient excuse for my own poor health, so I think I am going to run with it.

Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA

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