Real Housewife Luanna de Lesseps’s Banging Bikini Body

Luann de Lesseps was able to fulfill the fantasy of every woman’s childhood by marrying a freaking Count. I know that does not hold quite the same weight as marrying a prince, but I think the title of Countess sounds way more badass than princess. And Luann was able to continue carrying the title of Countess even after their divorce.

Luann could have kept on using that title indefinitely if she had she not chosen to get remarried. What makes that so tragic is that the second marriage ended in divorce as well! I don’t know if there is anyone out there that could make me think I am so in love with them that I’d be willing to give up the title of Count, even if the title is just a farce.

It would probably be best that I make it a policy to only marry women with titles that are greater than or equal to the previous wife’s. That way I won’t run into any of this nasty drama. I have so many countesses and duchesses chasing after me it could become a very sticky situation.

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