Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba Get Their Sexy Seuss On

Look at me!

Look at me!

Look at me NOW!

It is fun to have fun

But you have

to know how.

I know how. Get four sexy celebrities like, oh, Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba and have them come read me stories about a wayward kitty. I can't say for sure if these four ladies encouraged the love of reading in schoolchildren across the country on behalf of Michelle Obama's Read Across America campaign, but I can tell you that were I still in grade school and in this audience, I would've used one hand raised to ask for a restroom break, and one hand positioned lower to keep the giggles from my classmates to a minimum. Enjoy.

(Note: thanks to EgoReader 'Bob G.' for noting that yesterday was Dr. S's birthday, hence, the honorific.)

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