aldo-vallon - July 20, 2017
It was a smorgasbord of sexiness over at Sports Illustrated. Although that should really come as no surprise. There are generations of adolescents that have depended on the good work of these fine men and women. Especially the women.
There was a woman for every taste at the event, thankfully there are photos to let everyone know what they are missing out on. There were tall bodies and short bodies. Tight bodies and thick bodies. Light bodies and dark bodies. Great Scott, I feel like Willy Wonka describing his candy. Although all that Mr. Wonka had to look at were some singing Oompa Loompas. I would bet that between the two, this is the sweeter job.
Tanya Mityushina looked like she was plucked straight from a 1940's noir film, but I doubt those fun bags of hers would have made it past the censors. Now compare that classiness to Chantal Jeffries with a miniskirt held together by safety pins. She was either going for the just rolled out of bed look, or she was ravaged on her way down the carpet. I guess it makes no difference either way.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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