Raffaella Modugno Thong Bikini

This Italian model chick is firing on all cylinders. She's amusing her beach friend with witty repartee while flashing the place where her babies will come from. She probably speaks five languages and can open a bottle of Peroni with her twat. Peroni is wretched beer, but that twat aftertaste is somewhere between skunked and heaven. You're at an Italian restaurant. Everything tastes the same. Try the pasta, it's bread you cut into shapes. When you fart does that thing sound like a kazoo?

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